Wear your allegiance to snacks, secrets, and curiosity! Featuring our official UFD design (that’s unidentified flying donut), this woven patch marks you as an official explorer of snacks and secrets to those in the know.

Slap it on your backpack, jacket, or field bag using an iron, thread, or fabric glue. Once it's on, it's on for good. (The department prefers explorers who are hard to shake.)

It’s a woven patch, measuring 1.5 inches. Ironing is the fastest method, so grab a grown-up to handle the hot part. Full instructions are tucked inside.

Keep your snacks close, the squirrels at a distance, and your eyes open for more designs coming soon.

Please note: This is a physical product. Orders ship once a week on Fridays. You'll receive tracking by email when yours is on its way.